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[nojohnyouare]

Who: Mai and you
What: Catchall fun times
When: ICly end of April, same as everything else around here
Where: Bloodsands Beach, back at the kitchens, hallway in the housing area
Warnings: The odd inappropriate joke, plus the blanket warning that Mai's a murdergame CRAU so that might come up, given that there are a lot of others around here.

[beach]

[Mai wanders Bloodsands Beach with a sword in one hand (plastic, though, with a chip on the very end) and a pillowcase in the other. She'll occasionally stop to try and pick something up and put it in the bag, which takes a while considering she refuses to let go of the sword, or give a tiny appreciative nod to the local seagulls and crabs. Still, it seems like she's investigating things.]

...

[kitchen]

[Mai made a frightening amount of pea soup and it's taking up way too much space in the fridge, so she's finally just heating it up again and serving it up. If you're coming anywhere near this kitchen, you're getting a bowl and spoon placed in front of you.]

Supper.

[housing hallway]

[Mai lives pretty close to this kitchen anyway, so it's easy for her to just pack everything in and go to bed. Even so, she takes a little time to add something new to her door.

You'll see her pull a bright bumper sticker out of her makeshift bag (pillowcase, it's just the pillowcase), peel it off the backing, and stick it on. The design? Well, it says HONK IF YOU LOVE BOOBIES, with an image of a blue-footed booby next to the text. In tiny text in the corner, there's some copyright information in an alien script that probably doesn't matter. Mai looks at this with a tiny, satisfied hum.]

Nostalgic.

Comments

Housing Hallway

[have_hat_will_travel]

[... Have a Succubus staring at the new 'signage'.]

What.

[Never mind not getting the 'honk' context, this just... Surprises Pidonus to see on several levels.]

[nojohnyouare]

Hello.

[Mai turns and bows, then looks back at the bumper sticker.]

Decorating my door. Why?

[have_hat_will_travel]

... 'Honk'? LIke, a duck?

That's... I'm going to guess some culture-specific thing?

[nojohnyouare]

Like a car. Though... Duck-san could honk too. If they could read.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Cars being something from a more advanced world than mine, huh.

Some sort of creature?

[nojohnyouare]

A machine. For fast travel. Some people have them. Most back home just take the train.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Trains being some kind of caravan alternative, I'm guessing?

Kitchen

[fistsofchange]

[You don't grow up in a world like Lin's and then turn down freely given food. Lin accepts the soup without complaint.]

Thanks!

[nojohnyouare]

[Mai nods in acknowledgement.] Pea soup. ...Normal. Instead of Flavourtown food. So you won't get sick.

[fistsofchange]

At some point, I do want to see this Falvortown food. You've gotten me curious.

[nojohnyouare]

I still remember how to make it. A lot was fried. And strange combinations.

[fistsofchange]

I'll try anything once!

[nojohnyouare]

[blink] What do you like?

[kitchen]

[cyclicalconcept]

Oh, thank you.

...

This...did you make enough for everyone?

[nojohnyouare]

...There were a lot of peas.

[And there are STILL a bunch left over.]

[cyclicalconcept]

...do you still have leftover peas?

[nojohnyouare]

In the freezer. They were up for trade. So I took them. But there were a lot.

[cyclicalconcept]

Ah--! Do...

do you mind if I cook some of those? I'd use the pea soup, but there's a reason I can't.

[nojohnyouare]

Go ahead. [She gestures to the freezer.] So... You want to make something.

Hallway

[letsplayer]

[ Marla goes to attach her wall of text pet shaming sign to Shido's door when she finds Mai putting the sticker on the door. ]

...holy fuck, if my dad was here he'd probably ask for like, ten of these.

[nojohnyouare]

[Mai nods.] Does your world have booby-san? I thought it just had different creatures.

[letsplayer]

Nah, but I dunno, there might be a Pokemon that looks like it that I'd just never heard of.

...mostly, my dad just loved dirty jokes.

[nojohnyouare]

Oh. I know a lot of people like that. Like... If you've met Ardyn. Church is like that. All the time.

[letsplayer]

...which one is Ardyn again?

[nojohnyouare]

Tall. Orange scarf. Old. Dislikes his brother.

[She clears her throat and puts on a deep voice and the smuggest expression she can. It looks more like her attempt at emoting is actually hurting her face.]

"If they’re going to record everything, then they’re going to live with the consequences."