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Kawasumi Mai ([personal profile] nojohnyouare) wrote in [community profile] phantasmalrift2018-05-09 07:39 pm

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Who: Mai and you
What: Catchall fun times
When: ICly end of April, same as everything else around here
Where: Bloodsands Beach, back at the kitchens, hallway in the housing area
Warnings: The odd inappropriate joke, plus the blanket warning that Mai's a murdergame CRAU so that might come up, given that there are a lot of others around here.

[beach]

[Mai wanders Bloodsands Beach with a sword in one hand (plastic, though, with a chip on the very end) and a pillowcase in the other. She'll occasionally stop to try and pick something up and put it in the bag, which takes a while considering she refuses to let go of the sword, or give a tiny appreciative nod to the local seagulls and crabs. Still, it seems like she's investigating things.]

...

[kitchen]

[Mai made a frightening amount of pea soup and it's taking up way too much space in the fridge, so she's finally just heating it up again and serving it up. If you're coming anywhere near this kitchen, you're getting a bowl and spoon placed in front of you.]

Supper.

[housing hallway]

[Mai lives pretty close to this kitchen anyway, so it's easy for her to just pack everything in and go to bed. Even so, she takes a little time to add something new to her door.

You'll see her pull a bright bumper sticker out of her makeshift bag (pillowcase, it's just the pillowcase), peel it off the backing, and stick it on. The design? Well, it says HONK IF YOU LOVE BOOBIES, with an image of a blue-footed booby next to the text. In tiny text in the corner, there's some copyright information in an alien script that probably doesn't matter. Mai looks at this with a tiny, satisfied hum.]


Nostalgic.
have_hat_will_travel: (Au)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-10 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Cars being something from a more advanced world than mine, huh.

Some sort of creature?
have_hat_will_travel: (Curious)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-11 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
... Trains being some kind of caravan alternative, I'm guessing?
have_hat_will_travel: (Huhwhat?)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-11 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Would be interesting to see sometime.
have_hat_will_travel: (Sigh)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-11 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Boobies and tits... They're species of birds, but the intended joke is still a little... Basic.
have_hat_will_travel: (Quiet)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-12 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm. Fair enough. I mean, I'm one to talk, I'm kinda trained to see the perverse side in all things so...
have_hat_will_travel: (Chibi Smile)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-13 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda.

Though it does make you wonder who named those particular species of bird...
have_hat_will_travel: (Curious)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-15 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
... I guess if enough of them with an Intelligence Score of 4 showed up, they could come up with a species name for themselves before the first humans...
have_hat_will_travel: (Chibi Smile)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-15 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
People keep making that comparison to my reality knowing the rules it's based on... Well, partially at least.

Most people don't look at the narrative conventions, though.
have_hat_will_travel: (Huh)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-16 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
... You have a point, yes. It's just... Feels weird that what's normal for me isn't in a lot of worlds.
have_hat_will_travel: (Au)

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-05-17 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You... Aren't wrong.