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Phantasmal Rift Mods ([personal profile] phantasmods) wrote in [community profile] phantasmalrift2018-04-29 11:56 pm
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INTRO LOG - APRIL/MAY 18

Eventually, Charm starts herding people towards the parked exploratory drone, a few at a time, mostly people who have finished their noodles or other business. "It's almost nightfall at the Station," he says, "and with this many new arrivals, we're going to have to make multiple trips."

(For those who might ask, he also explains that they've chosen not to stabilize the noodle shop for the time being, as the other androids will almost certainly want to speak to Viella, and have no other way of doing so, due to the fact that they don't dream. Aside from that small region, the Fissure is largely stable.)

It in fact takes four trips total to get everyone to the Station. Those of you who don't fall asleep on the way there - the minute you hit stable reality, the inability to sleep vanishes, and most will be hit with a wave of exhaustion - will find that the Station Annex, a building off to the side of the main station, has been finished, at least outwardly.

By the time the first group arrives, the sun is dipping towards the horizon; by the time the last gets there, it's set, leaving a few pink-tinted clouds in the sky. The drones drop everyone off (and that is everyone, even though of you who have fallen asleep) on the observation deck, where those of you who didn't get your fill of noodles will find several buffet-style tables set up with...

...Pizza? Yeah, pizza, in damn near every variety you can think of, including a few things that only loosely fall under the heading of "pizza." Half a table is full of calzones of various varieties; another significant chunk is things that are just desserts in the general shape of pizza, including a couple of iced cinnamon pastries, a pair of brightly-colored "pizzas" made of canned fruit over cream cheese, and a two-layer cake that's just decorated to look like a pizza, with strawberry jam and round slices of strawberry 'pepperoni' sandwiching yellow icing. Finally, the last third of the third table is just three baskets of breadsticks with varying amounts of cheese and garlic, accompanied by two turrens of dipping sauce (one white, one red) and a tower of little plastic dipping cups.

(Those who opt to head directly to bed will find that the banquet gets packed up and moved back to the kitchens around midnight, though it stays warm under a stasis enchantment for roughly the next day before someone packs the remainder into the fridge.)

In the common room, meanwhile, the usual boxes of clothes and trading post sign are set up. Unclaimed rooms can be claimed by writing your name in on a list set up next to the boxes, on what seems to be a broken music stand with a large ROOMS AVAILABLE sign hanging from it. There is also a rather hastily assembled, hand-poked Braille version of the sheet (with the paper punched through in one or two places).

Those who go looking will find that the androids are somewhat more absent than they usually are after an expedition; save obviously for Charm, and Strange who arrives on the deck as usual not long after, you'll have to go looking. Considering the amount of the station you have available, they could be just about anywhere... But perhaps it'd be worth checking over in that new building...?

[Mod note: Strange is the only NPC with a top-level this round, but others may respond to your top-levels, especially in the Annex areas! Consider it a fun surprise. c:]
letsplayer: (Baby Doll Eyes)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-05-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, uh, the fuck happened? You look like you've been through a damn pear wiggler.
makejapangreat: (alarm)

[personal profile] makejapangreat 2018-05-06 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pauses, then slowly looks at Marla, brow pinched. And then he sees the giant fucking bat and the gem in her chest.

Okay.]


............ a what?

[just ignore them maybe they'll stop existing]
letsplayer: (all the children sing)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-05-06 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
When I was a teenager [a weird turn of phrase for her to say, but whatever, she's pretty much 20 now] I saw this video on the Internet of a bunch of pears being shipped in a box. Turns out if you don't use those little plastic fruit sweaters they get battered and wobbled around as if the whole thing was some kinda nineteenth century torture device for toddlers.

So. Pear wiggler.

[She tosses the giant monster bat an apple, which it devours whole.]
makejapangreat: (regret)

[personal profile] makejapangreat 2018-05-07 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[.............. this girl will not cease to baffle him. Unbelievable. Just everything about this.]

Sure.

["""""""sure""""""""

just let him eat his goddamn pizza in peace without being So Much]
letsplayer: (Astonish)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-05-07 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, sure. That works. After the monster bat has had its fill (and diggity damn, can that thing Eat), she produces a grapefruit-sized ball from her pocket. It's red and white and has a little button in the middle, which she's pushing to summon the monster bat inside.

Against all laws of physics, it materializes into light and gets zapped within. ]
makejapangreat: (pout)

[personal profile] makejapangreat 2018-05-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[................. why this.]

Is there anything normal around here?
letsplayer: (be a pokemaster icon)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-05-14 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you gotta remember that normal's gonna be subjective. One of these things [ She holds up a Pokeball ] would set you back like, what? [ She's going to do some brief mental arithmetic here, hold on. ] 200 yen or whatever the local currency equivalent is pretty much everywhere where I'm from, seriously, you could walk into any fuckin' corner store and get one.

You wanna know what freaked me the fuck out? Finding out a lot of your animals don't lay eggs and then also finding out they suck the milk right out of their mom's animal tiddies. Because somehow breathing fire was too much to ask for, but oh, sure, let's give everything nipples.

Just assume that everyone's universe operates under a completely different set of rules of reality than yours and you should be golden.
makejapangreat: (regret)

[personal profile] makejapangreat 2018-05-16 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[........... just. sighs tbh.]

Yes, I'm starting to get that feeling.

[and he hates it, thanks??? how the fuck is he supposed to survive in a crazy world like this...]
letsplayer: (Astonish)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-05-17 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
...sorry if I went off on a weird tangent there; I've had this happen a few times.

[ She's notably not sorry that the first time she asked if this was his first time being jamjarred, she referred to it as "popping the multiverse cherry". ]

makejapangreat: (neutral)

[personal profile] makejapangreat 2018-05-19 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
People complaining that this isn't remotely normal?
letsplayer: (Leer)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-05-19 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
People can be little bitches about the weirdest things sometimes.
makejapangreat: (neutral)

[personal profile] makejapangreat 2018-05-20 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[A bitter note to his tone.] Humans in particular are very resistant to change. Even if that change is for the better.