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phantasmalrift2018-06-20 08:08 am
fistsofchange) wrote in phantasmalrift2018-06-20 08:08 am
The carnival of depravity continues
Who: Bai Lin and anyone who cares to join her in a voyage of discovery and sin
What: Lin finally manages to crack open a waterproof treasure chest she found in the last fissure. It's full of a highly inappropriate treasure
When: June 2nd
Where: The common room. She wanted to make an event of this
Warnings: mentions of porn, drugs, and alcohol. HIGH levels of embarrassment
Lin had had a treasure chest sitting in her room for several days. It looked like something straight out of a pirates movie, but was made out of fake wood (probably a layer of plastic over metal), and was sealed tight. Airtight, actually. Whatever was in there she suspected was undamaged despite sitting underwater for who knows how long. She'd spent the last few days after he fissure recovering from the encounter with the Siren, and then there had been that crazy party the other night, but finally she felt well enough to take a stab at getting it open. Plus she had finally found a prybar.
That meant it was time to drag a big treasure chest into the common room. If it was full of gold and jewels (Which it definitely was, in her mind), she had resolved she would share it with everyone! It wasn't like they needed money out here anyways. Several minutes of prying and cursing later, the lock finally broke and Lin (and whoever was hanging around watching) was finally able to see what kind of treasure it was.
It was almost artfully arranged. Placed around the edge like petals of a flower was a surprising amount of porn. Two eromanga (F/M, part of a series), One short doujin (M/M), three DVDs (one live action F/M, one hentai F/F/M, and one live action F/F that eventually turned into F/F/F), and a few magazines (one copy of Giggles, Girls, and Garters, one copy of Steakhouse (beefy naked men), and a copy of Playtroll (featuring Alternian trolls of all genders. You're welcome, Jetshard). Just inside the ring of porn was a smaller ring made from a vibrator stuck inside a fleshlight, a bottle of lube, a bag of marijuana, some seran wrapped brownies (also with marijuana, though this wasn't immediately obvious just from looking at them) and two bottles of Jim Beam Whiskey. At the very center of this whole sinflower was a VHS tape resting on a velvet pillow with a faded homemade label that read "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990)"
Lin stared at it blankly for a moment, and then her cheeks started turning bright red.
What: Lin finally manages to crack open a waterproof treasure chest she found in the last fissure. It's full of a highly inappropriate treasure
When: June 2nd
Where: The common room. She wanted to make an event of this
Warnings: mentions of porn, drugs, and alcohol. HIGH levels of embarrassment
Lin had had a treasure chest sitting in her room for several days. It looked like something straight out of a pirates movie, but was made out of fake wood (probably a layer of plastic over metal), and was sealed tight. Airtight, actually. Whatever was in there she suspected was undamaged despite sitting underwater for who knows how long. She'd spent the last few days after he fissure recovering from the encounter with the Siren, and then there had been that crazy party the other night, but finally she felt well enough to take a stab at getting it open. Plus she had finally found a prybar.
That meant it was time to drag a big treasure chest into the common room. If it was full of gold and jewels (Which it definitely was, in her mind), she had resolved she would share it with everyone! It wasn't like they needed money out here anyways. Several minutes of prying and cursing later, the lock finally broke and Lin (and whoever was hanging around watching) was finally able to see what kind of treasure it was.
It was almost artfully arranged. Placed around the edge like petals of a flower was a surprising amount of porn. Two eromanga (F/M, part of a series), One short doujin (M/M), three DVDs (one live action F/M, one hentai F/F/M, and one live action F/F that eventually turned into F/F/F), and a few magazines (one copy of Giggles, Girls, and Garters, one copy of Steakhouse (beefy naked men), and a copy of Playtroll (featuring Alternian trolls of all genders. You're welcome, Jetshard). Just inside the ring of porn was a smaller ring made from a vibrator stuck inside a fleshlight, a bottle of lube, a bag of marijuana, some seran wrapped brownies (also with marijuana, though this wasn't immediately obvious just from looking at them) and two bottles of Jim Beam Whiskey. At the very center of this whole sinflower was a VHS tape resting on a velvet pillow with a faded homemade label that read "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990)"
Lin stared at it blankly for a moment, and then her cheeks started turning bright red.
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