[ Violet certainly has plenty of shoelaces to chew! So, feel free, young kitty, it's not like Violet is going to do much to stop you, other than look kind of perturbed by the fact that this is happening in the first place. ]
... hello? Is there something wrong with my shoes?
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... hello? Is there something wrong with my shoes?
[ An attempt, it was made. ]