Honestly, you could have told me the whole thing was official and I'd likely have believed you. It's outlandish, but from my perspective most people's names are, around here. Which parts do you like to be called by?

[She has no objection to following other people's leads as to what the proper forms of address are, most of the time, but in this case she's really hoping that the answer isn't "Fucknugget."]