Probably for the best you're not. The ones that aren't annoying are terrifying. Some of them are both. [There aren't a great deal of things that genuinely frighten Sonja, and in fact most of the extant masters only make her nervous, but she's still in no hurry to openly cross them.

She weighs the book a little in her hand, frowning at it as if the sheer incompetence of the prose is going to make it sprout fangs.] Did you want this back? Honestly I think I'd suggest finding something else to read.