Ah, that's right, you wouldn't be familiar with the Masters. Suffice to say it's an important personage back home, and prone to taking fairly profound liberties with the English language.

[She sighs, flipping idly through the book, as if it's suddenly going to improve in quality near the middle. It doesn't.]

Travis Tea sounds like a pseudonym to me, anyway. At least, I hope his parents didn't name him that.