You know Hell's not r-- [hmmmm, maybe back that up a little.] Maybe your place has a Hell? That or I'm gonna eat a fuckload of crow when I finally die-die.

[His scrunchy face does not abate when his hand starts sinking in aaaaand we're going to stop petting the ghost now! That was an experience.] Far as I'm concerned, dead people still walking tend to be ghosts, except when they're zombies, but to be fair I also only have experience when they come back to the plane of he living. [honey you know better by now those aren't ghosts]