[It's intense, no doubt about that.... There's a smallish boy with blue hair who materializes (was he hiding in a bag?) to start commentating. And after a few minutes...

Akihiko has control of the ball. He kicks it high, and starts punching the air with rapid-fire boxing techniques. As the ball falls back into where he was punching, he launches a roundhouse kick - a small explosion for every punch adds more power to the ball. He shouts "Assault Dive!" as the ball rockets into the net.

Minato blinks for a few seconds, then just pulls some snacks out of his inventory. He offers some to Akira.]

I give up. [Making sense of it, that is.]