[It is definitely harder to get tattooed by accident, and this one is artistic enough that it certainly isn't. Should she care to count, there are eleven crows in black ink flying from the cracks over his heart - if nothing else, he's clearly committed to the aesthetic.]

Needed to modify a shirt. It may not be worth much, but if it gets me even a second of hesitation from those who fairly justifiably want to stick any number of large, sharp objects in my brother, I consider it a worthwhile effort.