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phantasmalrift2018-09-29 08:29 pm
motherfucking_ghost) wrote in phantasmalrift2018-09-29 08:29 pm
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Who: Church, OPEN
What: Just a bunch of dumbshit shenaniganry for you to take advantage of
When: Early to maybe about mid September
Where: Mostly at the station and on the beach
Warnings: nothing yet
[For several days, Church is seen with what looks like a phone, holding it up to faces and grinning at the results. He's gotten what seems to be a species scanner of some sort. Oh, the details of age, height, weight, all seem to be hit or miss, but it seems to get the species right. Or at least the...outward species right. It calls him human, after all. He's never been so glad to be called that. If he sticks a phone in your face, he's probably just making sure he knows what the fuck you are. Some of y'all humans sure ain't fucking human.
At some point, early on, he'll have made at least one new addition to his fashion choices--a set of hipster glasses, you know, thick black plastic frames, no lenses. Not every day, mind, and apparently the first day it's a joke. Literally just "hey check this out look what a nerd I am"...but something seems to change his mind and he wears them a little more often even though there's literally no point...hm!]
I know what this does. [He seems to be talking to the 2-liter of soda in one hand, and a silver wrapped tube in the other.] I know what this does, and I need to not do it inside. [But oh, the temptation is great. Especially if he could just angle it at Izunia's door and then get him to come out, god, that'd be great. Looks like he's gonna do it on the balcony, balancing the bottle on the shiny new rails. It's--look, you've seen youtube, it's gonna launch foamy soda and mentos into the fucking stratosphere. Maybe stay out of the way if you don't want soaked by it?
Church seems to have been hitting the bottle one day. Maybe when you run into him, he seems looser. Or, later, a little uncoordinated. Or, extremely fucking southern for some inexplicable reason. Jesus, keep him away from the balcony unless you want him taking a tumble. It never seems like he ever actually takes a drink, and the only change from normal is, if you're looking, a new ring on his right hand. If you wait long enough, you could see him just pass out stone cold where he is.........until he wakes up and seems perfectly fine, if a little confused. HM!
Through the month, he makes a point to go training, as usual, down by the beach every day. If it's bad weather, then he'll do it inside where there's enough space to. Oh, there's the physical training, the push-ups, the running, but there's also practicing with magic, too. He does seem to be getting a little better at controlling the elements... Sometimes he's in armor, most of the time he's not. Oh, and the weapons? Don't mind those. The armiger's just full of fucking swords. What's so hard about swish swish stab? (A lot. Apparently a lot.) Hey, maybe you'll see him playing with a double-ended knife with some suspicious stains! It's okay. The murder counter has not been reset. ...He's probably gonna hurt himself put that down...
Also, through the next couple weeks--you might notice he's a little more open and certainly more honest. Maybe more than he even seems to intend to. Hm. That's new. I'm sure it's nothing. Harmless. He's just comfortable around you now, that's all. Nothing is amiss, and nothing to at all notice and possibly take advantage of. Carry on.]
What: Just a bunch of dumbshit shenaniganry for you to take advantage of
When: Early to maybe about mid September
Where: Mostly at the station and on the beach
Warnings: nothing yet
[For several days, Church is seen with what looks like a phone, holding it up to faces and grinning at the results. He's gotten what seems to be a species scanner of some sort. Oh, the details of age, height, weight, all seem to be hit or miss, but it seems to get the species right. Or at least the...outward species right. It calls him human, after all. He's never been so glad to be called that. If he sticks a phone in your face, he's probably just making sure he knows what the fuck you are. Some of y'all humans sure ain't fucking human.
At some point, early on, he'll have made at least one new addition to his fashion choices--a set of hipster glasses, you know, thick black plastic frames, no lenses. Not every day, mind, and apparently the first day it's a joke. Literally just "hey check this out look what a nerd I am"...but something seems to change his mind and he wears them a little more often even though there's literally no point...hm!]
I know what this does. [He seems to be talking to the 2-liter of soda in one hand, and a silver wrapped tube in the other.] I know what this does, and I need to not do it inside. [But oh, the temptation is great. Especially if he could just angle it at Izunia's door and then get him to come out, god, that'd be great. Looks like he's gonna do it on the balcony, balancing the bottle on the shiny new rails. It's--look, you've seen youtube, it's gonna launch foamy soda and mentos into the fucking stratosphere. Maybe stay out of the way if you don't want soaked by it?
Church seems to have been hitting the bottle one day. Maybe when you run into him, he seems looser. Or, later, a little uncoordinated. Or, extremely fucking southern for some inexplicable reason. Jesus, keep him away from the balcony unless you want him taking a tumble. It never seems like he ever actually takes a drink, and the only change from normal is, if you're looking, a new ring on his right hand. If you wait long enough, you could see him just pass out stone cold where he is.........until he wakes up and seems perfectly fine, if a little confused. HM!
Through the month, he makes a point to go training, as usual, down by the beach every day. If it's bad weather, then he'll do it inside where there's enough space to. Oh, there's the physical training, the push-ups, the running, but there's also practicing with magic, too. He does seem to be getting a little better at controlling the elements... Sometimes he's in armor, most of the time he's not. Oh, and the weapons? Don't mind those. The armiger's just full of fucking swords. What's so hard about swish swish stab? (A lot. Apparently a lot.) Hey, maybe you'll see him playing with a double-ended knife with some suspicious stains! It's okay. The murder counter has not been reset. ...He's probably gonna hurt himself put that down...
Also, through the next couple weeks--you might notice he's a little more open and certainly more honest. Maybe more than he even seems to intend to. Hm. That's new. I'm sure it's nothing. Harmless. He's just comfortable around you now, that's all. Nothing is amiss, and nothing to at all notice and possibly take advantage of. Carry on.]