Someone used eighteen inches of duct tape, some epoxy, a knife, and a perfectly good cleaning drone for this.
[The roomba comes after her but doens't get the angle quite right; the blade glances off her boot, scratching the leather but not penetrating to her foot. Before it can turn and make another run at her, she hooks her toe under the protruding knife and flips the whole thing over onto its back.
There's something vaguely baleful about the way it spins its little brushes in the air.]
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[The roomba comes after her but doens't get the angle quite right; the blade glances off her boot, scratching the leather but not penetrating to her foot. Before it can turn and make another run at her, she hooks her toe under the protruding knife and flips the whole thing over onto its back.
There's something vaguely baleful about the way it spins its little brushes in the air.]