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Izunia Lucis Caelum ([personal profile] founderinglight) wrote in [community profile] phantasmalrift2018-06-18 03:52 am

THIS IS SILLY

Who: You and you and you! ... Provided you're above the age of 20.
What: Adult party games!
When May 30, evening into night.
Where: An empty lab! Or, well, 'empty' seeing as it's currently full of weird Spare Couches.
Warnings: The grown-ups are drinking! And taking their clothes off! So, you know, alcohol, mild sexual content.

[It begins with a network post - ]

Anyone interested in adult party games should make their way to the lab labelled 'Botany' that is clearly not being used for botany around here. Bring your own alcohol if you wish.

PS Adulthood in Lucis is twenty years, and I will not accept arguments on the subject.


[Sure enough, the 'Botany' lab has its door standing open, and inside can be seen a number of bottles of alcohol and glasses array along an empty table, as well as a couple of mismatched couches and some blankets to soften the floor. Anyone underage hoping to sneak in, though, will likely be stymied by the presence of not only Izunia, but also Jetshard, standing at the doors and only letting through people who Count As Adults.

Potentially also of note: Though it's still quite warm outside, Izunia is done up in his full regalia, coat over a dress shirt and even the edge of a teeshirt visible under that, wearing a pair of gloves as he fiddles with his phone.

Once it seems like everyone has arrived that's going to arrive, the pair closes and locks the door. Izunia is wearing quite the shit-eating grin beneath... Honestly, that's a rather gratuitiously black-plumed hat. There's a birdskull on it. Nothing about this man is sensible.

He flourishes it as he comes in.]


Is that everyone? Well, I hope it is.

The name of the game tonight is Never Have I Ever - I assume most everyone is familiar with the basic concept. We're using the old Solheim rules. To skip the mythology, the concept is that for every thing that you've done, you either take a drink... Or take something off. The winner is, traditionally, the last person capable of standing under their own power, but I don't think anyone here wants to risk passing out drunk. Sit on the floor when you're out, couches are still 'in.'

Please try to avoid giving yourself alcohol poisoning if you're not familiar with your own tolerance levels, and anything that's particularly aimed at someone's traumatic experiences. Don't be sexual at people who aren't into it. You're adults, you know how this goes.

[And with that, and another flourish of his hat, Izunia pours himself a shotglass of something from the line of bottles on the table against the wall. There's also snacks and water bottles, for those who know better than to just slam a shitload of alcohol and get their socks knocked off.]

Now then, who wants to go first?

[[OOC: How this is Gonna Work: Post a top level with a statement in the "Never have I ever" form, and people reply to that statement with their character's reactions - drinking, pointedly not drinking, taking off their shirt, whatever have you. Feel free to continue those threads as much as you like.

Characters are 'out' whenever the player feels it appropriate, and statements are assumed to be in chronological order based on how the top levels progress. This isn't serious, just have fun with it.

Please keep replies that are NOT the game - ie network replies or Door Threads - to their respective toplevels. Minors can come argue/reply to the network post, but they're Not Getting In.]]
letsplayer: (Astonish)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-06-18 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm pretty sure I'm an adult, but I've been wrong before.
darkcure: (090)

[personal profile] darkcure 2018-06-18 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, it's not technically a child that comes up to the door, but neither is it really... an adult...

It's just Teepo floating there, no Elize immediately visible.]


One grown-up, coming right up!

[......There is absolutely no way this'll fly.]
darkcure: (048)

[personal profile] darkcure 2018-06-18 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Whaaaat? Do you need your eyes checked? I'm totally all grown up.

Haven't you ever seen an adult Teepo before?
anarchia: (Default)

[personal profile] anarchia 2018-06-18 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
...Just how much alcohol have you got in there?

[When you’re not suited for stripping there’s only one reason to come along.]
darkcure: (072)

[personal profile] darkcure 2018-06-18 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Just because you use fancier words doesn't mean you're older, you know!

C'mon! Feast your eyes on this adult bod. Huh? Huuuuuuh?

[He bounces up and down in the air a little, to show off the, um... "bod".]
darkcure: (064)

[personal profile] darkcure 2018-06-18 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
S-Stripping game?!
anarchia: (leaping awoo)

[personal profile] anarchia 2018-06-18 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
[He takes almost no time to consider it.]

That’s good enough for me.
letsplayer: (Flatter)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-06-18 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
I stopped keeping track of my age at like, nineteen. I was a few weeks away from turning seventeen when I first got pulled away from my world, spent a few months in this shitty fairy dimension before I got pulled into the rock place, and I spent at least two and a half years there, but when I arrived in a new dimension it was always a few months off from where I last was.

[ /vague hand gesture. ]
beguiledcard: (ng ♫ holy shit)

[personal profile] beguiledcard 2018-06-18 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Soooo... Should I be afraid to ask what an adult party game even is? You guys gonna compare forming wrinkles in there?
darkcure: (064)

[personal profile] darkcure 2018-06-18 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
I-I dunno, secret grown-up stuff?

That's what adults do when they're alone?!
letsplayer: (Confide)

[personal profile] letsplayer 2018-06-18 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sweeeeeeeet.

...aren't most of them like, under 18 anyway?
beguiledcard: (ren/g ♪ pleasant)

[personal profile] beguiledcard 2018-06-18 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ He just gives a small snort and shakes his head. He was just teasing, really. ]

Anyway... It said something about bringing alcohol, right? [ JUST. PULLING TWO BOTTLES OF VODKA RIGHT OUT OF HIS INVENTORY ] I actually grabbed these off of Shido, since he's the last guy who should be drinking alcohol...

[ Annnnd have +2 bottles of vodka, Izunia? He shrugs. ]

I was supposed to donate them to the cabinet, but forgot to do it after I got sick. And- [ briefly glancing to each side ] -I've been busy planning for Goro's party.

[ After a pause, he waves a hand. ]

Well, have fun. I'm gonna be sending you a message later.

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